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Showing posts with label How about the Greek way of life?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How about the Greek way of life?. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Leopards and other urban animals



       Ever since I moved to Athens it stroke me. At first I thought it was just one rare specimen that got lost on the streets. I studied it carefully and tried to take a picture of it, but ironically it was faster than me and vanished in a cloud of perfume.

       But then I started to notice there were more. In fact, they were spread all over the city. Day or night, while dining out or while taking a walk, while shopping in a fancy store or at the grocery market, bang!, they would show up all of the sudden, solitary creatures or sometimes in packs of two or three, making me take out the camera in a hurry and whisper: 'Look, the leopards..".

        Just like you can never find two zebras wearing the same stripes, these creatures were distinctive and unique from each other, but the things they had in common would define this species as follows: minimum age - 60, bright make up applied at the same time on eye lids, lips and cheeks (such a no-no for other species), high heels, intense perfume, never caught on a bad hair day and always wearing at least one piece of animal print.

         Normally that would be leopard, but I have also seen tiger or zebra or a mix of leopard, tiger and zebra. And I do not mean a scarf or something subtle. I am talking about leopard high heeled boots up to the knee, tiger coat with fur collar, leopard stretched dress matched with leopard hair scarf, oversized leopard bag and... every now and then, on my lucky days, the ultimate thing, the big fish, the holy glory....the leopard head to toe outfit.

         I would declare them protected species and do something to encourage them to appear in public much more often, as I find them very refreshing as opposed to all black or all brown or all grey or black and brown and grey outfits worn by women of same age in my home country.

         Most agely challenged (to be politically correct) women in Athens seem to pay extra attention to their looks and they make me think they have just visited the hairdresser, the make up artist and the Gucci store, but these leopards... It is my strong belief that the leopards still enjoy a healthy sex life, otherwise I don't think that they would dress like that. You might say that the whole purpose of their fashion statement would be to attract males and catch some fresh prey, but I think they have already captured something.

         In either case, good for them, there is still hope after 70, after all it seems that here in Athens 70 is the new 40. Rrrrrroarrrrrr!



         p.s. Photos not taken by us, it seems our reflexes are not great and the leopards are well known for their speed.

*blue shrimp*

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

day to night transition


                          
                                   

                         
                           



        






Thursday, February 23, 2012

A fresh start...through clean Monday

As you already know the 26th is the final day of the carnival.All the sinful acts, thoughts or attempts we did (and still do) during this period (successful of not) come to an end. It's time for us to get rid of our ''other self'' and cleanse our self starting from Monday. I don't know about you but for me that is a rather romantic thought because i need at least 9 lives to make things right regarding my restless past...present doesn't count.
Clean Monday is a public holiday in Greece and marks the beginning of Lent (50 days until Easter holidays). If you want further info about what it represents i am sure you can find over the internet, i won't get into that because i will probably get a lawsuit by the church.  

Clean Monday for me is shrimps (combined with rice and vegetables...maybe a Spanish paella), oysters (with a nice sauce), kalamari, octopus (on the grill bathed in rivers of lemon with potatoes on the side) and vegetables that are done in various ways not just used for salad.Add to that the Lagana bread that it is made only on this day and there you have a healthy and different meal. The only drink that goes with all that is ouzo poured in a half size glass, on the rocks....it really brings the Aegean sea in your soul...after a few drinks it brings other stuff too.As you probably have guessed meat is not on the menu on this day, it is an excuse for a break from that, after all we consume beef and pork nonstop. Then again, it is up to you...

Before you do the meal thingy, go to a beach or a hill and look up to the sky. You will see many kites flying, hopefully you won't be the victim of a failed kite fly attempt that will land on your head. Get one and try it out.It is not that expensive and it calms you out...in most cases. There is always a small possibility of not flying at all due to nonexistent winds. Improvise...

Exceptions:

1) In case you are working on Monday (God bless austerity) devour that hamburger full of pork and toxic sauces without guilt
2) If you get asked more than 10 euro for an ordinary kite...call the police

TIPS:
a)Philopappou hill is the most known place to fly your kite. Friendly advice...avoid it. You won't be able to see the sky, too many people. Prefer a beach where you can really enjoy yourself

b)Fresh is better....so get your sea food from the downtown market (Varvakios agora) near Monastiraki metro station.It is cheaper too.

 c)Ouzo can be found in any supermarket...our suggestion is Plomari (you won't regret it)



Monday, February 13, 2012

My first Greek protest or how I nearly choked to death





So there it was, at last, long expected Sunday, a day I had been waiting for all week, as I I had to work on Saturday.  I woke up in the best of my moods, even though it was raining, as it always does when I have a day off. This is one of Murphy’s laws that always messes with me. Today, for instance, when I left home for work, sun was up and shining at 16 degrees. 

Never mind, I said, it’s going to be a day of joy and glory! Rise up and shine, everybody in the house, let’s make something out of this day! My respectable apartment mates (aka my boyfriend and my cat) do not always share such enthusiasm early in the morning, but I don’t get discouraged by that. So what to do, what to do, too wet and cold to lie on the beach, not in the mood for purposeless walks, oh, wait, I know, let’s go to the protest!

As everyone knows, yesterday it was supposed to take place in Athens one of the greatest  protests over the last years in anticipation to new imposed austerity measures to be voted by the Greek Parliament. And it was, indeed, one of the most violent riots that Athens has seen lately, with nearly a hundred thousand people out in the streets, buildings on fire, lots and lots of tear gas, dozens of injured people and vandalized stores. 

I am quite a fan of mass human gatherings. Whenever I take part in one, I kind of picture myself as a musketeer, you know, ‘all for one and one for all’, we are all here thinking the same thing and fighting for the same cause, we are a force! True, all the protests I had witnessed so far had been quite peaceful, in my country they even dance or sing every now and then during the protest (they just feel like it). And in my country they have all the reasons in the world to go more violent, but it’s just the way it goes. Even recently we had some mass movements on the streets, also against poor country management, and the worst thing that happened was that there were a few stones thrown at the police officers. And afterwards, a Greek journalist came out and said that in Greece more damage would have been caused by a divorced middle aged woman and a bunch of kids that reached puberty.

Anyway, as an expat, had no idea what protests are like here. So, I dressed up all in colours and  was ready to go, when my boyfriend told me to put a thick scarf and two  lemons in my purse.  Kind of weird, I said, but aren’t we all, sometimes? So I obeyed and off we go, on the motorcycle, wind in my hair, camera and lemons in my purse, good mood all the way. 

We park at Monastiraki and we continue on foot towards Syntagma Square, where I was about to take great photos, eat a snack and protest like a warrior!  On our way we see people lazily filling outdoor cafes, sipping their cappuccinos, smoking their cigars, laughing, music singing, such a normal Sunday afternoon.

We get close to Syntagma, we can see the square and further ahead the Parliament. Lots of people surrounding the square, slowly moving forward, very few right in the middle of the square and bunches running from the Parliament towards us. These ones running got my attention, cause their eyes were full of tears, some were wearing surgeon masks, some had some kind of white powder on their face, they didn’t seem to run for the sake of exercise. So then I see it, it’s tear gas, I can feel it too, I start to sneeze, my eyes get wet, I say, oh boy, my mascara! My boyfriend doesn’t seem to share my worries, he grabs my hand, asks me to take out the lemons, covers his nose and says ‘come on, are we going or what?’ And there it was, the moment of truth. Didn’t want to look like a chicken, but breathing was getting really hard and those people running from the exact direction where he was taking me seemed quite scared. Plus that white stuff on their face, thought something had exploded right under their nose (actually turns out it’s a cream they put on to ease the effects of tear gas). Plus sounds like small bombs could be heard from all directions. Was also hard to see what exactly was going on due to smoke, tears and running make up. He, on the other hand, no problem, just squeezes a lemon over his eyes (apparently just what you need to get over tear gas) and he’s ready to go! I was offered a lemon, too, but politely declined, a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do, rather cry to death than entirely mess up my make up. 

So there and then I decided to come clean, I’m a chicken! I want to go back, not forward. I can see the warrior look in his eyes, but what can he do, he cannot leave me there. So we slowly start the walk of shame back to where we came, it’s just that now it’s all crowded, we are all headed to a narrow street as we are being pushed from all sides by bunches of runners, tear gas bombs explode every minute behind us, every time closer, I see an old lady next to me, she makes strange sounds as she cannot breathe, people are pushing, some are yelling, some are coughing , eyes and throat sting. It’s like a river of people who can almost breathe try to squeeze into a very narrow place and they try to do it fast.  So many people everywhere, all look disappointed or angry, all shouting at once whenever seeing police officers. Police officers with shields up and ready for attack at every corner. Eventually we manage to turn left on another small street and there the air is clean and lungs are happy again.



And so we’re out and I was a chicken on my first Greek protest. When I got home, I saw on TV how people were standing in the square until late In the evening, shouting, facing the tear gas that never seemed to stop (apparently it could still be felt this morning on the streets), running from and towards the police, waving their statement banners. Such a chicken.

So here is my resolution for next protest: buy a gas mask. And even better, buy few thousand cheap Chinese gas masks and sell them on the spot, to make some extra bucks. If we sold one for 5 euros, let’s say, we would have hit the jackpot. And protest like the warrior that I am, of course!

*blue shrimp*

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

switch on your lights

80.3% of us dream of being millionaires

73.5% of us would change to become famous

84.9% of us would do just about anything for a big house

certainly 91% of us want of a fancy car

and 98.7% of us dream of waking up with models

or this kind for women
This is a nice and why not maybe a possible dream some day in the future...however let's get to...now, this moment, this minute that you're reading this...let's pass from dreams to reality...
all of them dream just of our old blanket
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all of them dream of a bread we threw because we got it yesterday
all of them dream that they had at least one of our friends
all of them dream of your jacket that we don't wear because it's out of fashion


It's not everything about profit or loss...support the ''one man'' campaign soon to come.No cash involved just do what you can individually to help others in need ...


Saturday, January 14, 2012

About how pomegranates and onions can change one’s life






  
Are you an optimistic soul that has just landed in Greece?

Not familiar with Greek New Year traditions, but brave and ready to fit right in? Willing to learn from the wisdom of ancient Greeks in order to become less poor, maybe even rich? Not afraid of fruit and vegetables?
Well, there might still be a chance for you to enjoy a glorious year, despite the tiny crisis and the apocalypse happily predicted for coming December.
Here is a list of precise instructions on how to invite good fortune and prosperity in your modest lives on the first day of a new year, as the Greeks do it: 

-Pay a visit to the local market. Forget all those fresh shrimps, the tempting octopuses, the juicy oysters and all the other Greek goodies, no, no, what you aim for is much more humble (and less expensive):  what you want is… an onion. Yes, an onion. And a pomegranate.
      - Back at home, put them aside and prepare yourself: it is a big moment, you might become a millionaire in a matter of months.
      -\Do some push-ups, you need strong arm muscles for what you are about to do with the pomegranate.
      -Ok, it is now or never, firmly grab the pomegranate, go together to the kitchen (or ideally a place with no carpet on the floor), raise your good arm, fake throwing few times, so you get the  move and smash the funky pomegranate! Smash it as hard as you can! The more mess you make, the more seeds you break (as the poem goes), the bigger your odds to a better life. Good luck awaits you, and so do the mop and the bucket.


-           Half of the job is done.
-          Second part is easy and relaxing. Take the onion, wrap it in tin foil, put it in a place where others won’t reach so it can’t be thrown away by accident (your wife might think it’s garbage) and leave it for a year. According to the legend, by this time next year it will go green or even flourish and along with it so will your bank account. In a less fortunate case, it will just rot and smell bad. Life isn’t always a fairy tale.

Should you feel uncomfortable with adhering to these habits, it is nevertheless useful to know them. Just in case someone invites you to their home for New Year, keep a safe distance from the pomegranate pitcher if you are dressed in white (so out of fashion, but accidents still happen).
*blue shrimp*