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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

fast track updates

  • Don't dream of any summer outfits until Friday. This cold weather is madly in love with us and it doesn't want to go
  • Speaking of bad weather...try out one of the most famous drinks Rakomelo, made of Raki and honey and you will feel like you are in the hottest place on earth. If you need suppliers contact us and we will provide a store with wholesale prices. It's near the Moschato train station and you can find there wine,raki, tsipouro as well. Half  the price of what you normally pay at a liquor store and straight from Crete 
  • Too bad for the beers...they surely didn't match with Angela Merkel's outfit. However, we really admire the way she reacted in front of the cameras...we would pay to find out what happened behind them afterwards
  • There's a store in Kallithea that has kitchen paper rolls, scarfs and other funky items just for 1 euro. It's on Davaki street. If you need more info post us
  • Tomorrow hospital staff and doctors are on a 24 hour strike...hopefully no one will need their services
  • Enzzo de Cuba club in Peristeri had a very cool Brazilian-Latin-carnival party on Saturday. We really enjoyed the Latin vibes and rum tasted almost as in South America. Blue Shrimp will post a review about that shortly
  • The mating season of cats is coming to an end...thank God!!We haven't slept for days...On second thought weeks is more appropriate.


cheerz....
*glue b*

Thursday, February 23, 2012

A fresh start...through clean Monday

As you already know the 26th is the final day of the carnival.All the sinful acts, thoughts or attempts we did (and still do) during this period (successful of not) come to an end. It's time for us to get rid of our ''other self'' and cleanse our self starting from Monday. I don't know about you but for me that is a rather romantic thought because i need at least 9 lives to make things right regarding my restless past...present doesn't count.
Clean Monday is a public holiday in Greece and marks the beginning of Lent (50 days until Easter holidays). If you want further info about what it represents i am sure you can find over the internet, i won't get into that because i will probably get a lawsuit by the church.  

Clean Monday for me is shrimps (combined with rice and vegetables...maybe a Spanish paella), oysters (with a nice sauce), kalamari, octopus (on the grill bathed in rivers of lemon with potatoes on the side) and vegetables that are done in various ways not just used for salad.Add to that the Lagana bread that it is made only on this day and there you have a healthy and different meal. The only drink that goes with all that is ouzo poured in a half size glass, on the rocks....it really brings the Aegean sea in your soul...after a few drinks it brings other stuff too.As you probably have guessed meat is not on the menu on this day, it is an excuse for a break from that, after all we consume beef and pork nonstop. Then again, it is up to you...

Before you do the meal thingy, go to a beach or a hill and look up to the sky. You will see many kites flying, hopefully you won't be the victim of a failed kite fly attempt that will land on your head. Get one and try it out.It is not that expensive and it calms you out...in most cases. There is always a small possibility of not flying at all due to nonexistent winds. Improvise...

Exceptions:

1) In case you are working on Monday (God bless austerity) devour that hamburger full of pork and toxic sauces without guilt
2) If you get asked more than 10 euro for an ordinary kite...call the police

TIPS:
a)Philopappou hill is the most known place to fly your kite. Friendly advice...avoid it. You won't be able to see the sky, too many people. Prefer a beach where you can really enjoy yourself

b)Fresh is better....so get your sea food from the downtown market (Varvakios agora) near Monastiraki metro station.It is cheaper too.

 c)Ouzo can be found in any supermarket...our suggestion is Plomari (you won't regret it)



Tuesday, February 21, 2012

A Woman's Power...



So, Nikola are we on for tonight..?
Biensur Angie...

Mi amore, i have something
 special for you tonight 




Euh...i'll be late, i have to save the Euro ma cherie











Ok then, let me send you some friends to help you out





....

....









...viva la revolucion!





Why am i always left outside...?


 .*glue b*



Monday, February 20, 2012

fast track updates

  • If you have any plans of going somewhere by bus tomorrow...forget it!There will be no buses from 11.00 to17.00. Keep in mind that gas is still increasing so maybe it would be a good idea to return to old habits...such as cycling.I know it doesn't sound tempting but as it seems things are going to that faster than Jamaica's Usain Bolt
  • As it seems archeologists have found in the sea region of Crete roman ancient items. Of course after the recent theft at the Olympia museum and the one at the National Art Gallery everyone is under the impression that anyone could ''borrow'' just about anything. Mr.Bean would surely do a much better job than the backgammon players the state provides as security. After all, even if an old man has the heart of Hercules what could he possibly do if he faces 3-4 thieves prepared and ready to do anything for what they came for. The state doesn't stop to surprise us!
  • Last call for Rio de Janeiro guys!On Saturday is the grand feast of the carnival.If you make your move,do it now. Samba danced by the best of the best in great costumes (you won't need any imagination, everything can be seen ;) ). Don't worry about extra kilos in your luggage because as usual Rio is providing the condoms for free.Have fun and send us photos that anyone could see
  • As it seems Merkozi are becoming more famous than Brad Pitt in Southern Europe. The carnivals of Portugal, Greece and Spain have shown their admiration properly, we are sure that they have appreciated the efforts
  • 86 frauds concerning driving licenses have been discovered in Thessaloniki. Well done gents...the only thing that you have to do now is to find the rest of the 5.000.000 that are somewhere in the country

Do not forget that we will deeply appreciate any feedback (suggestions, threats, topics that you want to see, something you would like to share or...not).

be safe and happy

.*glue b*

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Urban Art Part 3

''We live our world through walls of paper
  we create life with color in its eyes
  only something great could depict
   the richness of our artistic heart''
     Frederik Samuelson










Saturday, February 18, 2012

fast track tips 4 tomorrow

Tomorrow there is going to be another protest at Sintagma square starting at 17.00. In case your revolutionary spirit desires to unfold itself we have some tips that will help you out to feel better and endure the waves of....(fill in the correct word). After all, it might be a foreign country but you are a part of this society (pregnant women just ignore the last comment).

It can be combined with various outfits
1) Take a gas mask.You will need it for sure. If you can't find one just protest in your neighborhood. That is the nr.1 asset you surely need. But remember do not take it out until you feel the first smell of the tear gas...don't ask more , just keep that in mind

2)Ladies...some of you just have a strange conception about these kind of...things.Let me give you a piece of advice.....please avoid high heels...no one will notice what you're wearing believe me.keep it simple as...Forrest Gump
3) Go there with friends and not alone.It would be great if you know them since childhood, in this way there are few chances of abandoning you during a stressed moment....bribe them if necessary
Friendship...for experiment
4) Water is crucial!!You will need it.No coca cola because you will get thirsty after 30 min tops.Water saves...vodka later!
5) If you can have somewhere near a get away motorbike in case of too much...excitement that would surely help.Of course you should have in mind a practical way of reaching it. Get inspired by Spiderman

Plan b
No gas mask...? Take 2-3 lemons....but won't help you for long
Be brave, you'll have something to tell your kids about and they will live better
Another use for the magnificent lemons

 be well and happy...
.*glue b*

Friday, February 17, 2012

"Dance, dance or we are lost!"




If they can do it, we can do it even better! Rock you, Sarkozy and Merkel!



Ok, guys, it's almost week-end and the carnival season is knocking at our door, so let us all put on our dancing shoes and let's rock/jazz/swing/conga/psy/zorba the floor!


Not in the mood yet? Let these guys inspire you...and dance, dance for your life!

Just put on a glamorous outfit


Gather up with friends
Go ahead and teach them some moves
Keep dancing even if it gets hot!
Dance for your life
They are just being jealous, of course, you keep rocking that body!

*blue shrimp*

Monday, February 13, 2012

My first Greek protest or how I nearly choked to death





So there it was, at last, long expected Sunday, a day I had been waiting for all week, as I I had to work on Saturday.  I woke up in the best of my moods, even though it was raining, as it always does when I have a day off. This is one of Murphy’s laws that always messes with me. Today, for instance, when I left home for work, sun was up and shining at 16 degrees. 

Never mind, I said, it’s going to be a day of joy and glory! Rise up and shine, everybody in the house, let’s make something out of this day! My respectable apartment mates (aka my boyfriend and my cat) do not always share such enthusiasm early in the morning, but I don’t get discouraged by that. So what to do, what to do, too wet and cold to lie on the beach, not in the mood for purposeless walks, oh, wait, I know, let’s go to the protest!

As everyone knows, yesterday it was supposed to take place in Athens one of the greatest  protests over the last years in anticipation to new imposed austerity measures to be voted by the Greek Parliament. And it was, indeed, one of the most violent riots that Athens has seen lately, with nearly a hundred thousand people out in the streets, buildings on fire, lots and lots of tear gas, dozens of injured people and vandalized stores. 

I am quite a fan of mass human gatherings. Whenever I take part in one, I kind of picture myself as a musketeer, you know, ‘all for one and one for all’, we are all here thinking the same thing and fighting for the same cause, we are a force! True, all the protests I had witnessed so far had been quite peaceful, in my country they even dance or sing every now and then during the protest (they just feel like it). And in my country they have all the reasons in the world to go more violent, but it’s just the way it goes. Even recently we had some mass movements on the streets, also against poor country management, and the worst thing that happened was that there were a few stones thrown at the police officers. And afterwards, a Greek journalist came out and said that in Greece more damage would have been caused by a divorced middle aged woman and a bunch of kids that reached puberty.

Anyway, as an expat, had no idea what protests are like here. So, I dressed up all in colours and  was ready to go, when my boyfriend told me to put a thick scarf and two  lemons in my purse.  Kind of weird, I said, but aren’t we all, sometimes? So I obeyed and off we go, on the motorcycle, wind in my hair, camera and lemons in my purse, good mood all the way. 

We park at Monastiraki and we continue on foot towards Syntagma Square, where I was about to take great photos, eat a snack and protest like a warrior!  On our way we see people lazily filling outdoor cafes, sipping their cappuccinos, smoking their cigars, laughing, music singing, such a normal Sunday afternoon.

We get close to Syntagma, we can see the square and further ahead the Parliament. Lots of people surrounding the square, slowly moving forward, very few right in the middle of the square and bunches running from the Parliament towards us. These ones running got my attention, cause their eyes were full of tears, some were wearing surgeon masks, some had some kind of white powder on their face, they didn’t seem to run for the sake of exercise. So then I see it, it’s tear gas, I can feel it too, I start to sneeze, my eyes get wet, I say, oh boy, my mascara! My boyfriend doesn’t seem to share my worries, he grabs my hand, asks me to take out the lemons, covers his nose and says ‘come on, are we going or what?’ And there it was, the moment of truth. Didn’t want to look like a chicken, but breathing was getting really hard and those people running from the exact direction where he was taking me seemed quite scared. Plus that white stuff on their face, thought something had exploded right under their nose (actually turns out it’s a cream they put on to ease the effects of tear gas). Plus sounds like small bombs could be heard from all directions. Was also hard to see what exactly was going on due to smoke, tears and running make up. He, on the other hand, no problem, just squeezes a lemon over his eyes (apparently just what you need to get over tear gas) and he’s ready to go! I was offered a lemon, too, but politely declined, a girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do, rather cry to death than entirely mess up my make up. 

So there and then I decided to come clean, I’m a chicken! I want to go back, not forward. I can see the warrior look in his eyes, but what can he do, he cannot leave me there. So we slowly start the walk of shame back to where we came, it’s just that now it’s all crowded, we are all headed to a narrow street as we are being pushed from all sides by bunches of runners, tear gas bombs explode every minute behind us, every time closer, I see an old lady next to me, she makes strange sounds as she cannot breathe, people are pushing, some are yelling, some are coughing , eyes and throat sting. It’s like a river of people who can almost breathe try to squeeze into a very narrow place and they try to do it fast.  So many people everywhere, all look disappointed or angry, all shouting at once whenever seeing police officers. Police officers with shields up and ready for attack at every corner. Eventually we manage to turn left on another small street and there the air is clean and lungs are happy again.



And so we’re out and I was a chicken on my first Greek protest. When I got home, I saw on TV how people were standing in the square until late In the evening, shouting, facing the tear gas that never seemed to stop (apparently it could still be felt this morning on the streets), running from and towards the police, waving their statement banners. Such a chicken.

So here is my resolution for next protest: buy a gas mask. And even better, buy few thousand cheap Chinese gas masks and sell them on the spot, to make some extra bucks. If we sold one for 5 euros, let’s say, we would have hit the jackpot. And protest like the warrior that I am, of course!

*blue shrimp*

fast track updates

  • Well guys cold weather is not over.The meteorologists claim that there is a second wave coming. Let's hope someone will be brave enough at the borders and will send it back because i am sure you all agree that we had enough
  • We have a new situation that we have to fit into after yesterday's fiasco in and outside the parliament.At least the sun and the sea are still free so we don't have to worry about that. We are not sure if they will apply a tax over that on spring but hope dies last. We are not dealing with politics so we will just keep it at that
  • Hope you got your carnival costume...until the 26th be someone else.Sometimes it helps. If you can visit the city of Patras it will be much better because they have the best carnival in Greece, if not....Rio de Janeiro could be your other choice...lol :)
  • Too bad for Whitney Houston...we are truly sorry...and the ones that were talking trash about her when she was touring probably feel the same. She was a true diva with an angelic voice...can't say the same about Bobby Brown, love can kill after all
  • Let's hope that Iran and USA won't get in the ring because the ropes around it will be the rest of the world...be cool Obama and Ahmadinejad...play safe
.*glue b*

At the end of the day it's all about food

It is convenient to buy your stuff to the nearest supermarket.Especially after work it helps a lot to walk two or three blocks buy what you need and head quickly back to the house. These days that rain is a permanent situation shopping feels like a thing that you would adore to avoid (girls, i am talking about food and drinks not about clothes and lipsticks so cool down).
  • Visit the downtown market of meat and fish (Athinas str.). If you get off at the Monastiraki train station, it's about a 7-8 minute walk towards Omonia square. You have a variety to choose from, fresh stuff and 20%-30% off (sometimes more) than what you are usually paying. Some items in the fish market might seem a bit expensive but keep in mind that as the time passes, the prices go down. Right opposite the market you can find groceries, cheese, ham, nuts, fruits, almonds even pets. Just let yourself loose, look around and let your nose do the ''talking''. Before that you could drink a coffee of anything you want in the Psiri region (behind the Monastiraki train station, the one that is on Athinas str.) or get off to the Thisio train station and enjoy a 20 minute walk towards the market.You will find many cafe on the way
  • If you are near Kallithea visit a Russian supermarket named Moscow. It is on 220 El. Venizelou avenue. They have Russian and Moldavian stuff at a reasonable price, nice wines that are looking at you with lust and vodkas that you really don't know which one to choose first. One of my favorite items are the smoked cheese and the pork ham and...well just get there and see for yourself. They have stuff that you won't find in usual supermarkets. It's well organized and you won't walk 100 km to get something like in hypermarkets in which you wish they provided mini vans.
  •  Don't forget that a local market takes place one day per week near, next or on your street from which you can get your groceries and other stuff cheaper (Laiki market). The day varies from region to region but for sure it takes place once a week and you can easily find out the exact day by asking someone living nearby
.*glue b*

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

switch on your lights

80.3% of us dream of being millionaires

73.5% of us would change to become famous

84.9% of us would do just about anything for a big house

certainly 91% of us want of a fancy car

and 98.7% of us dream of waking up with models

or this kind for women
This is a nice and why not maybe a possible dream some day in the future...however let's get to...now, this moment, this minute that you're reading this...let's pass from dreams to reality...
all of them dream just of our old blanket
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all of them dream of a bread we threw because we got it yesterday
all of them dream that they had at least one of our friends
all of them dream of your jacket that we don't wear because it's out of fashion


It's not everything about profit or loss...support the ''one man'' campaign soon to come.No cash involved just do what you can individually to help others in need ...