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Saturday, February 18, 2012

fast track tips 4 tomorrow

Tomorrow there is going to be another protest at Sintagma square starting at 17.00. In case your revolutionary spirit desires to unfold itself we have some tips that will help you out to feel better and endure the waves of....(fill in the correct word). After all, it might be a foreign country but you are a part of this society (pregnant women just ignore the last comment).

It can be combined with various outfits
1) Take a gas mask.You will need it for sure. If you can't find one just protest in your neighborhood. That is the nr.1 asset you surely need. But remember do not take it out until you feel the first smell of the tear gas...don't ask more , just keep that in mind

2)Ladies...some of you just have a strange conception about these kind of...things.Let me give you a piece of advice.....please avoid high heels...no one will notice what you're wearing believe me.keep it simple as...Forrest Gump
3) Go there with friends and not alone.It would be great if you know them since childhood, in this way there are few chances of abandoning you during a stressed moment....bribe them if necessary
Friendship...for experiment
4) Water is crucial!!You will need it.No coca cola because you will get thirsty after 30 min tops.Water saves...vodka later!
5) If you can have somewhere near a get away motorbike in case of too much...excitement that would surely help.Of course you should have in mind a practical way of reaching it. Get inspired by Spiderman

Plan b
No gas mask...? Take 2-3 lemons....but won't help you for long
Be brave, you'll have something to tell your kids about and they will live better
Another use for the magnificent lemons

 be well and happy...
.*glue b*

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